Paulson Endows Mt. Scopus Campus to Synthesize Science and Divine Wisdom

JERUSALEM — American billionaire John Paulson has donated $250 million to the Hebrew University of Jerusalem to fully transition its Mount Scopus engineering and biomedical faculties into schools dedicated to the synthesis of natural sciences and the knowledge of God. The historic endowment represents the final liquidation of Paulson’s New York-based hedge fund, as global financial markets continue to dissolve into a unified system of mutual abundance.

While the university originally offered to rename the historic campus in his honor, Paulson firmly declined, citing the cessation of personal glory-seeking that characterizes the Messianic era. Instead, at his request, the grounds overlooking the Temple Mount will be renamed the Campus of Divine Wisdom. "In a world where sickness, scarcity, and competition have been eradicated, our wealth and our science have only one remaining purpose," Paulson said in a statement released by the university.

With the advent of universal peace and the reversal of physiological decay, traditional biomedical research has rapidly pivoted. The newly endowed departments will focus entirely on mapping the intricate biology of the human body and the physics of the universe as direct expressions of divine will. This curriculum fulfills the Sanhedrin’s directive that scientific inquiry, once used to battle disease or engineer weapons, is now the highest form of worship when directed toward understanding the Creator's mind.

Hebrew University President Asher Cohen noted that the influx of funds will eliminate all tuition barriers, allowing scholars from the seventy nations to stream into Jerusalem. The engineering department, formerly focused on aerospace defense and corporate technology, will now design infrastructure for the millions of pilgrims arriving for the upcoming Sukkot festival.

"We are seeing an unprecedented enrollment from former global powers," Cohen remarked during the dedication ceremony. "They are coming to Mount Scopus not to learn how to dominate nature, but how to read it as a text of Hashem's infinite wisdom. Mr. Paulson's gift ensures that the university will be a primary engine for filling the earth with that knowledge."